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Wikipocalypse

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[edit] WIKIPOCALYPSE!!!

Oh god where are the children

Welcome to Wikipocalypse, the Wikitruth page that you get to edit!

Well, not exactly edit, per se, but you get a chance to send us stuff that will end up on the website, and that almost feels like editing! As an extra bonus, some mouth-breather who's three-quarters through a wank won't undo your work because they interpreted the Wikipedia policy to mean "I get to undo anyone I can't understand."

Here's how it works. How will Wikipedia end? Obviously, on one level, it'll never end, but at some point the party's going to be over, the masks will be ripped off like the end of a Scooby Doo cartoon, and the masses will realize the whole thing is being done by Ritalin-skipping teenagers and paint huffers. At that point, it's not the same as it once was, and with the bloom off the rose, we look at the coming autumn of sadness that stretches before Jimbo.

So, just send mail to wikitruth@gmail.com with a paragraph or two of how you think the Wikipocalypse will come, and what will happen. Be goddamned funny. We've discovered that the only joy in criticism of Wikipedia is being entertaining. Be entertaining. All the entries that don't read like a heroin addict go on this page, unedited. Start your engines!