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Magic Incantation
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[edit] If you call us, We will come
The easiest way to contact the staff of Wikitruth is simply to use the Magic Incantation. Simply go to Wikipedia, open a new or edit an old article, visit a talk page, a meta-page, a meta-discussion page, pretty much anywhere. Call out to us with the magic words:
"TELL THE WIKITRUTH"
Follow up with what you want us to talk about, and we will be summoned to your page to read your words, your suggestions, your insults and whatever it is that passes for logic today. We'll take it under advisement and get back to you on these pages.
Abra. Fucking. Cadabra.
The Magic Incantatation might change in the future, so be sure to check this page before calling upon it.
- No guarantee we'll say anything, of course.
- No guarantee of anything, really.
- It's like life, but you don't even get fresh air.
- Wikipedians will find a way to fuck with this. The losers will probably make it a bannable offense to rub the lamp. Woah! If they make rubbing things illegal, 90% of the contributors will never have sex.
- It's what they do.
- We're over it.
- That's why it's magic.
[edit] Good ol' email
Of course, if you find that a problem, just drop us a line at wikitruth@gmail.com. We welcome all forms of interesting letters.
