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FCYTravis
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You can't find a greater example of Wikipedian-hood for the moment than Travis Mason-Bushman better known to his diaper loving friends as Attendsboi (or on Wikipedia as FCYTravis). A salad of paranoid, power-infused, and constantly-on-alert, you spend half the time wondering who pooped in his diaper. And the other half wondering when someone's going to change him.
What's most confusing, of course, is why FCYTravis has worked so hard on so many other sites before Wikipedia and deleted all his good works. For example, here is a perfectly well-maintained livejournal he used to keep about his diaper fetish... and now it's gone (except for our copy). Well, at least all his postings on the TeenBaby forums are still there..... and now they're gone! Man, talk about crawling away quickly! Gitchy, gitchy goo!
Let's review some of his best qualities on hand, in his own words:
Doesn't Let Power Go to His Head:
"Vandalizing the user page of an admin is not a smart thing to do. If I were in a worse mood, I'd block you. But instead I just dizzleted yer vanity. Again." - (August 24, 2005)
Shows an Amazing Clarity of Logic:
"They have not been made by any criminal court, nor any public prosecutor, nor has he been arrested for any crime. I can file a lawsuit callling you a murderer. That doesn't mean I can put on your Wikipedia bio "Travis Mason-Bushman accused Michael Zeleny of murder." - (December 23, 2005)
Thinks of the Children:
"Giving such instruction is part of the role of Wikipedia - how would you encyclopedically describe a condom without talking about its employment? Wikipedia is not censored for the protection of minors - even if not showing how to install a condom would somehow "protect minors" from... what, exactly? "The interest of modesty" is not a factor, beyond not linking the image inline. If someone is looking for information about condoms, they're going to get it. It's not like the evil Condom Monster is going to leap out at kids looking at Cookie Monster - OMG HERES A CONDOM OOOOOH LOOK HERE!!" - (November 26, 2005)
Knows His Priorities:
"I reverted the unexplained replacement of the male model with a female model. I see no particular reason why the bikini pic is any more informative, and I suspect some sort of bias in believing that somehow a woman in a bikini is more of a swimsuit model than a man in a low-cut suit." - (November 25, 2005)
Politely Presents Mature Examples in Arguments:
"There is no personal attack in my reply. Please point out to me the alleged attack. As for fuck, Using the word "fuck" in every other word of an article would clearly not be very encyclopedic, would it? Please explain to me in which article using "fuck" every other word would contribute to the encyclopedic clarity and informative properties of the article. On the other hand, a photo of someone performing autofellatio is perfectly encyclopedic in the context of an encyclopedia article on that act." - (August 17, 2005)
Steps Carefully around Cutting-Edge Web Technologies:
"I have not seen any other animated GIFs on Wikipedia... is it really necessary?" - (December 19, 2005)
Was There When Wikipedia Was Cool:
"Wikipedia is being taken over by puerile kindergarten dropouts." - (February 17, 2006)
A Brave Defender Against Goals Supporting the Community:
"The prime directive of Wikipedia is to write a free encyclopedia. The 'community' exists in order to support that goal, not the other way around." - (January 1, 2006)
A Man Who Knows What He Wants:
"If someone goes looking for 'Penis' on Wikipedia, they should find a photo." - (December 21, 2005)
Like, Really Knows What He Wants:
"A penis is simply... a penis. It's an anatomical thing, not something to hide with 'tact.' We have a picture of a condom atop the Condom page, a picture of an airliner atop Airliner and we should have a picture of a penis at Penis." - (January 17, 2006)
And Always a Gentle and Caring Spirit to Other Faiths:
"If you don't think autofellatio is discussed in sexuality courses, you must have taken them at Bob Jones University." - (August 17, 2005)
And The Reviews Are In:
"Um... well, the photo is me. The rest is, well, agenda." - (March 20, 2006)
